Archive for August, 2005

Whiplash Is Coming To Town

Thursday, August 11th, 2005

Breaking news: Whiplash the dog riding monkey is coming to the Minnesota State Fair! September 2-5 he will be here as the opening act for the rodeo at the Fair.

You degenerates who abondoned your families last December to partake in WPBT Vegas I seem to have fond memories of him. Now you should come up here and see him live.

Uh, then we could play poker too. We have beer and SoCo here too. Just no smoking in the biggest county. Oh, and no free alcohol at any casino. And it’ll be hotter than hell then which will bring out the big mosquitos.

Other than that, it would rock. Plus we could actually go to the fair and see the real underbelly of society.

2005-08-10

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

I was chatting with the Penguin this morning, congratulating him on his getting a job with a poker company in far away Malta when it hit me:

Meh.

See, today (the 10th, so maybe yesterday for you) is my birthday. I turned 35.

Meh.

Poker is kicking my ass lately and it’s just not even fun anymore. I’m not thinking of quitting, so don’t worry, I’ll be able to regale you with further adventures, but right now it’s just not even fun. In the grand scheme of things it’s not a huge amount, a few hundred dollars, but I just can’t seem to have a winning session lately. I know it will turn around, but in the interim I just don’t look forward to playing.

Meh.

Work is boring. I have no challenge and I’m not able to do what I am really there to do. In theory I’ve got 2+ man years of development to do, but I’m not able to actually do any of it. Part of the company looks favorably on the “it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission” theory. The part I work for is decidedly not like that. Therefore I sit around while others have meetings that accomplish nothing and I fall behind in my skill set.

Meh.

The upside is that I do work with some good people. Within 10 minutes of showing up at work today my old boss (from 3 years ago, who still works here) calls and wishes me a happy birthday. So do a number of other people. Ten of us went and had a great and fun lunch.

My life insurance agent called by 8:30. I got emails from other frieds. I got emails from two casinos (but no extra bonuses :) ). Hell, I even got a call from some British bloke from The Gaming Club (a CALL! Yes, it was legit, they sent an email saying they would be calling) about a “VIP Freeroll”. OK, that wasn’t for my birthday, but…

Yea!

My current boss? Nothing. And I talked to him 3 different times during the day.

Now, I’m 35 and I don’t need to be wished a happy birthday to make me feel good, and I probably wouldn’t have noticed it except that when somebody you worked for 3 years ago mentions it (along with a bunch of other people), then you kind of notice it. I mean, how hard is it to put it in your calendar? That’s what computers are for, learn how to use them.

Meh.

The real upside is that I have a great family. My son and wife along with my brother went to my parent’s house for a nice family dinner and cake. We had some good conversation and it was a great time. My lovely wife got me:

* The Professor, The Banker and the Suicide King - Every review I’ve read from poker bloggers has been very favorable of this book. I can’t wait to read it.

* Theory of Poker - This is the poker book that I’ve been intimidated to get. First off, my math is sketchy at best. Secondly, I’ve never felt that I’ve been “good enough” to warrant reading this book. I still may not be, but it can’t hurt and should help broaden my thinking.

* Stargate SG-1: Season 1 - After Star Trek: The Next Generation, this is quite possibly my favorite TV show.

My mom and dad got me a Smart Spin storage system which I’m actually pretty excited about. I also got some cash which I may use to get a Logitech Harmony universal remote. Of maybe use it as a buy in at the 6-12 at Canterbury.

Yea!

Basically what this all comes down to is that family and friends ultimately are what’s important. My day went from Meh to Yea in about 20 minutes due to them. Thanks.

2005-08-04

Thursday, August 4th, 2005

Poker

Oh poker gods, what have I done?

In other words: the carnage coninues. Wednesday night I played one table at Party and one at Prima for a change of pace. I busted at my Party table when my nut flush lost to a straight flush. Yes, it crossed my mind, but can you ever really give credit to a straight flush? Especially a straight flush using both hole cards. I mean, sure, it happens, but it’s so rare that I don’t think you can necessarily put anybody on it.

I jumped over to Prima for a change of pace. Was down $10 there on Wednesday, up $20 Thursday, so nothing too exciting. I just need something different, so I may be playing there (or other places) for a bit. It’s pretty slick that Prima hand histories can now be imported directly into Poker Tracker, it’s much easier to see my losses now.

Due to my recent downswing, I may be hitting up the Cryptos for the first time in a couple of months. Right now, any extra money sounds good.

WSOP Circuit

This week’s episdoe was kind of interesting. The heads up between UlitmateBet’s 25/50 NL killer Prahlad “Spirit Rock/Mahatma” Friedman vs Chris “Jesus” Ferguson had a couple good hands. In particular Ferguson’s quad aces against Friedman’s full house. How do you not go bust there? Was it a weak “online” play on Friedman’s part or did he really think that Ferguson had the case ace?

The flip side to these shows is that they are basically like Poker Superstars II, ie. all ins all the time. The one hour shows just aren’t enough to show enough play. I think they showed one Ferguson hand the whole time until they got heads up. Pretty bad.

Home Improvement

We give up. We’re hiring out the “construction” part of the bathroom. It’s not that much and we know somebody who can do it for cheap. This has the side effect of it actually being done correctly as opposed to if I were involved. Now all I have to do is write a check or two and I’m done.

Vacation

My week of doing nothing has turned into exactly that. I’ve watched a ton of my favorite show of all time, Star Trek: The Next Generation, and some DS9 too. It’s been great. I’m not good at doing nothing on a vacation, I think I should “do” something (keep in mind, I have zero problem doing nothing on a weekend) while on vacation.

I’ve finished my homework for this week and next week. Now I can work on my final project and get ahead a bit.

Review: Final Table Poker with Phil Gordon

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

If you listened to Phil Gordon’s WSOP podcast (and if you didn’t, you missed out), you heard him promoting his new instructional DVD, Final Table Poker. The DVD is aimed at tournament play focusing on No Limit Hold ‘Em.

Long time readers of this blog know that despite being a Professional Poker Player(TM), my tournament game is one of my biggest holes. Therefore, I eagerly awaited the delivery of this DVD in hopes that I could learn something. I was not disappointed.

Many people are familiar with Phil Gordon: he’s one of the Tiltboys, he’s made a number of World Poker Tour final tables (winning one), announcer for Bravo’s Celebrity Poker Showdown, and spokesman for Full Tilt Poker. His tournament record is impressive. He knows what he’s doing and he’s got a great personality.

The video is setup like a final table of the World Poker Tour, flashing lights and all. You only get to see Gordon’s hole cards, which at first kind of bugged me because I am used to seeing all of them on TV. After a while though it made sense that they did not show them because you are supposed to be in Gordon’s mind, and therefore you would not be able to see them. This is made apparent a couple of times when Gordon will make comments such as, “I have no idea what he has”. They also have 3 commercial segments with those cool Full Tilt ads.

The table is made up of real people including 2000 WSOP champion Chris “Jesus” Ferguson, “The Voice of the Octagon” Bruce Buffer and Gordon. The rest of the table are facsimilies of real people. These include “Butch Dude”, a member of the “Cool Guy Crew” representing Dutch Boyd; “Harmony Jensen” representing Jennifer Harman (I would guess) and “KW” who is part Phil Ivey.

Gordon covers a number of topics throughout the video. He addresses these as they come up in the “real” tournament situations. For example, he covers the gap concept early on when trying to decide how to act. Some of the topics covered include position, short stack play, odds, and board texture. Gordon does a great job explaining these concepts, often times breaking away from the game to show graphics and a more detailed explanation.

During the play you are “in” Gordon’s head. You hear what he’s thinking and why he acts the way he does. This is very informative due to the way the game is setup. It is not “by the book” type of video, but rather a way to show you how to evaluate a situation and make decisions based on that information. It goes to show that poker, especially no limit tournament poker, is not a game that can just be played by the book.

Gordon also provides some great commentary about the players during his “thinking” about what to do. They were things that most “normal” people would be saying to themselves. “What the hell does he have?” “Please fold! Please fold!” “Please bet! Please bet!” etc. They weren’t needed, but added a nice personality to the show. His personality really shines through and is very enjoyable without being distracting.

There were, however, a couple of things that could have been improved. One was that the flashing lights that went across the table when they did the overhead shots were way too bright, it made it difficult to see the cards. I know they were trying to mimic a WPT show, but they could have cut the number of lights over the table in half and it would have been enough.

There was also at least two times where the cards that were displayed were different than what was shown in the hole card camera. The ranks were correct, but the suits were wrong. For the particular hand it didn’t matter, but it was wrong enough that I noticed it and should have been something that was caught in editing.

Note that none of the “bad” had anything to do with the content. It just seemed that some of these production issues should have been caught, especially the cards not matching.

I have not viewed any other poker videos, so I cannot compare Final Table Poker to others, but I can say that the information seemed helpful and valid. If you play tournaments all the time or are a Professional Poker Player, you may not get much out of this, most people, however, will be able to get at least a couple of things out of this which will more than pay for the $25 the DVD costs. The unique thing about this DVD is that Gordon walks you through his thought process, which should help you in assessing a situation.

The video is aimed at live tournaments, but many of the concepts will obviously translate to online tournaments. Some things such as tells and taking your time may not be too applicable, but assessing betting patterns and other concepts are common across the different types of games. It is also specfically aimed at tournaments, although once again, some of the general concepts (gap concept, betting patterns, etc.) will directly apply to ring games.

I recommend this DVD and would think that virtually any tournament player or even no limit ring game player will get $25 worth of value out of it. It covers a lot of material in 90 minutes and warrants a couple of viewings. I have watched it a couple of times and each time I absorb something new.

2005-08-01

Monday, August 1st, 2005

Poker

Since I can’t seem to win lately, I dropped down a level to the 0.50/1 NL until I make a little turnaround.

I thought I was in for a good night, I was holding about even when I flop top set. Not only am I check raised on the flop, but am called in a third place. No flush or straight possible, so I’m loving it. Turn seems harmless (low card) and first guy goes all in for like $20. I min-raise, thinking I’d like to maximize my profit if the third guy has a higher pair or something. The river, once again seems harmless, so I bet half the pot to hopefully get a call when he min-raises me. WTF? I call only to find out I lost to runner-runner straight. The guy calls decent sized bets and a raise drawing to the hopes of hitting a miracle. Which hits.

I swear, I’m not sure what I’ve done to piss off the poker gods, but whatever it is: I’M SORRY!

Home Improvement

I’ve talked about my total lack of ability when it comes to home improvement or any other task that involves tools (Drizz can relate). Therefore you can imagine my excitement when Mrs. H informed me that we are going to replace the shower surround in one of our bathrooms. We had just planned on regrouting it, but it appears that it was worn enough that water had got into the sheetrock (it was the greenboard) bad enough that we’ll have to replace the rock too.

Woo hoo! What a great way to spend a vacation.

The upside is that she is intimately aware of my lack of tool usage and therefore has relegated me to making sure that she measures twice and cuts once. The Mrs sometimes gets a little enthusiastic and eyeballs things.

Cats

Since I know people like Felicia love to hear about people’s cats and other mundane non-poker things, I offer up the latest in the cat saga.

I got a couple of comments regarding declawing my new cat. It seems that the women say not to do it, and the guys say go ahead. My wife is pretty well set on getting her declawed, so there it is. We took her to a checkup today and she’s in perfect health and perfect weight which is pretty unusual for a humane society adoption.

How about some pics?

Tank, the 17 pounder.

CJ, the new one.

How’s that Felicia? ;-)