Saturday night was my brother’s 4th Annual Housewarming Party. The novelty this year was that it actually was in a new house (well, they moved in last July or so, but after the 3rd Annual Houswarming Party). This is a great night where the neighbors turn out in droves, get drunk, pass out in his lawn, stumble home (barely), etc. All this in a quiet, semi-seclulded (as much as you can get in a suburb) neighborhood in the Twin Cities.
This year, there was also a poker tournament.
Well, “tournament” may be stretching it.
To tell the truth, “poker” may be stretching it.
There were, however, chips, Texas Hold ‘Em and 7 people sitting around a table, so we’ll just call it poker.
We got setup after we shooed aside my son and his friend from playing craps next to the table.
The format: $20 buyin, NLHE. Blinds start at some smallish amount and double each orbit. Payouts are 1st: $100, 2nd: $40. Oh, and we started out with T700.
Nothing like a little bingo to pass the time.
Anyway…2 of the guys were our neighbors, I wrote about them in earlier posts. One was my friend Jason. One other guy had some knowledge of poker while the final two really didn’t know much.
In other words, I was all set to be first out. After all, in a game where the blinds escalate so quickly and with people who don’t know what they’re doing, it’s just ripe for suckout city.
The game starts and two hands in I’m the big blind. I look at a beautiful
6c3c and get to see a free flop along with 3 others. Flop brings 2 more clubs including the K. SB checks and I lead out. Folded around to SB who shakily calls. Turn is a blank, but I lead out again and am called again. Hmm…River brings me my final club and I lead out again and am called. He mucked when he saw my flush.
Off to a decent start.
I then proceed to get pushed off an OESD when the odds dictated I should have called. Jason wouldn’t let me forget about this for most of the night.
I then am made fun of for about the next 4 levels because I played a total of about 4 hands during that time. Jason kept asking me if I was going to fold my way to the money and I said that I just might.
(Hint: In the business, we call that “foreshadowing”.)
During this time, one neighbor gets bored and starts pushing. Of course, he wins and is a huge leader. Then Jason is getting called asking when he’s going to leave. Two of the other guys are on the phone setting up other plans. So basically there’s only 2 of us who are not being pressured to leave.
Due to my stealthy play, I find myself short stacked (wow, that’s a new feeling…) when in the BB I find
TdJd. There are a couple limpers and I pushed for slighly more than a min raise. Of course I got no respect and everybody called. I show Jason and neighbor #1 my hand. Both nod in agreement about my play.
Flop is
Kd9dXx. I’m starting to like my chances with a straight flush draw. They check it down. Turn is a brick and is checked down. The river is the miracle
Qd. I got a big ass grin on my face and both Jason and the neighbor look at me and I just nod. Some betting happens or something, I don’t care.
They flip up the cards and I say, “It doesn’t matter, I just tripled up with my straight flush!”. I wanted to yell, “Ship it!”, but figured it’d be lost on them.
Ironicallly, I’m sitting pretty good here. I watch the carnage as other people go out and suddenly it’s down to three. Neighbor #1 takes out #3 and I’m in the money baby!
First hand heads up and I deal myself rockets. American Airline. Bullets. Fireworks are going off in my head. I smooth call the BB and hope he hits on the flop. It’s ragged and I reach to throw out a min bet and he folds before I even pick up the chips. Damn. I show to get sypathy. I get none.
Next hand I get T8s and I push. I’m short stacked so he calls with A high and takes it down.
I didn’t have much to play with HU, and it was cutting into my drinking time, so I figured the $20 profit was good enough.
While it was not an exhibition on how to play poker, it was pretty fun. Not reallly something I would want to do too often, but drunken bingo poker with people who don’t know how to play and/or are bored is sometimes fun.